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Allegorically Metamorphosizing
I used to be proud of my gun, I cleaned it and shot it each day. But when I saw what others had, I looked at my gun with dismay. For my gun was well-used, It had been used quite a lot. And I had steady...
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Where Does Paranoia End and Reality Begin?
You didn’t think Lapierre was going to say anything different than what he said, did you? That Wayne, he’s a finger-pointer, he is. He isn’t about to cede one iota of acknowledgement that perhaps the...
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Comic-Book Science Needs A Vacation.
Oh, great! J.J. Abrams is going to be the new director of the next Star Wars movie. I suppose that’s not so bad considering what Lucas did to the franchise with each successive sequel, making the...
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Further Evidence Apparel Designers Are Clueless Humps…
I was extremely slack this month as I was busy trying to find some form of financial sustenance – with very mixed results! So, to give as little to February as February gave to me, I have this little...
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Ah, the Times in Which We Live… Sports and Money
©Paramount Pictures Full disclosure: I am a Vikings fan; I have been since I was nine-years old and discovered these guys with big white horns on their helmets beating up on the Chicago Bears. Over...
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Assumptions and the People Who Assume (A rant in 9/8)
You can assume this is a pipe… and you’d be wrong. You’d also be wrong to characterize this little webpage as anything more than 1′s and 0′s.© René Magritte Estate/Artists Rights Society (ARS), New...
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WTF Driving
©2013 James Montgomery Studios This is about driving and driving I have observed. No, sorry, this isn’t an entry extolling the virtues of getting the slowpokes out of the left lane. Yes, the...
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In Which I Yap About Football Uniforms – Again… (and Marketing and Social...
“Man, these uni’s are awful. We look like idiots.”From “The Brady 6″. ©ESPN Of all the things Tom Brady may do as a NFL player, that quote may be the best – at least for me, a Vikings fan. Brady...
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April Fool’s Day – A Pictorial Puzzle
Call it associative cognizance or the sophomoric tittering of a post-adolescence adolescent, but on this Day of Great Occasion, I have a puzzle: what does one picture have to do with the other? As...
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When You Don’t Have To Be A Lawyer
Well, the Boston Marathon tragedy has been brought to a swift conclusion and congratulations to the Boston area law enforcement and first responders for handling the job so well. Now all that is left...
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Vikings’ New Uniforms: It Could Have Been Worse
from vikings.com I suppose I have to write this article because of all my screeching about how I despised the uniforms the Vikings had been wearing since 2006. So, after much draft watching and snark...
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Not Exactly Charlton Heston, Is It?
©2013 James Montgomery Studios This is dedicated to George Zimmerman’s lawyer, Mark O’Mara, who made one of the most moronic counterpoints I’ve ever heard: Trayvon Martin was “armed” with the sidewalk.
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ATC-381
ATC-381, I saw what you did. I couldn’t help it, I was stuck in traffic behind your crappy, maroon import, driving way below the speed limit, as I watched car after car pass, steaming in my...
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Apple’s iTunes Radio vs. Pandora
Now that Apple has graced us with its newest feature in iTunes, Radio, I decided to take a look at it and see how it stacked up against what I have become accustomed to with Pandora. Full disclosure...
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Waddle ‘Round the Wadi
Here is a little ditty I wrote as a faux Gilbert and Sullivan show tune. If the metre seems a bit strained, it’s because the music’s changing time signatures are tortuous! It works, believe me. So here...
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Hail to the… *psst, what’s their name again?*
I really do not want to keep writing sports-centric pieces, but the inclination for cracking wise got the better of me and I decided to scribble a little nonsense about the NFL team in the sights of...
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No Copyright Infringement Intended
“No copyright infringement intended.” This has to be the stupidest misuse of a legal term in existence and you will find it all over YouTube; I know I have, usually accompanied by a blather of “fair...
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Merry Friggin’ Holidays!
Let me tell you this now: there is no War on Christmas. There may be strong annoyance at the pettiness of those who call themselves “Christians” over empty salutations, but no one is trying to do...
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These Are the Ones Who Knock…
Meet Walter White. ©AMC And Walter White. Photo/Billings Gazette And Walter White. Photo/Tuscaloosa County Sheriff’s Office In what looks like a ridiculous game of the old What’s My...
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If It Stinks, It Must Be New Jersey (or Politics)
Oh boy! Another scandal so that the children in the media and Washington can slap-fight instead of accomplishing anything. Of course, I think New Jersey governor Chris Christie’s “Bridgegate” episode...
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